Friends are important for many reasons. Though the most obviously significant purpose of friends may seem to be to entertain, the primary instinctual drive for friendship is firmly seated in the archetype of their "psychic gas" cloud, a substance only released when "good times" occur in shared company. Completely invisible to all science, the particles that compose this gas are absorbed into the areolae and travel to hidden brains under the pancreas of most human beings. There, these tiny brains communicate in a manner that can be best compared to a passing conversation of rushed vicars. Using the data they receive from the friendship psychic gas they are able to mathematically resonate at a frequency that increases the noticeable presence of special receptors located on the tongue, making fruit juice taste even better.
The Media Syndicate enjoys friendship for many reasons aside from your gas. Would you be our friend?
